Why England Weren’t Great – Euros 2016

Should have known better, this always happens, but there were some obvious excuses this time round:

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[toggle title=”Brexit” class=”in”]Our lads were clearly shaken by the amount of money they had just lost since Friday.[/toggle]
[toggle title=”Foreign Food”]How else can we explain how badly our boys played. Clearly they were all thinking about the toilet and couldn’t concentrate.[/toggle]
[toggle title=”Wrong Type Of Grass”]As we all know English grass is a particularly fine & lush strain and the wirey heavy stuff they have in the South of France doesn’t suit us.  No problem for the Icelanders because they don’t have grass in Iceland so it’s all foreign to them.[/toggle]
[toggle title=”The Welsh”]The possibility that the Welsh team might do better than us clearly caused brain fade in both our manager and the players.[/toggle]
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